Home jokes
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"
No one wants him, not even the bees.
Kid 123, how's downline Orphan what? Home! 😂😂😂😂😂 Sorry.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him an iPhone 14.
Except it had no home button.
The orphan turned 18, but he was happy because he didn't have to pay rent to his parents.
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To because he wanted to find home >:D
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Why do orphans say, "Go big or go home?"
So that way they feel important.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
So I went to my friend's house and he told me to make myself at home, so I kicked him out. I don't like visitors.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?
It's a motherfucking shitshow party!
When your grades get mailed to your house when you expect to get them in school.
When you get home, your mom is there with the belt, going 1k miles per hour.
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
Why doesn't the orphan's phone have a homepage, being it doesn't have a home?