Home jokes
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
I'm making a website for orphans. [I] won't add the home page.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What's the difference between you and my dad? You come home.
Memes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why was the orphan so successful?
When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
My dogs pooped in my shoes? Pooper.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
I was walking home, then I saw a "Wait" sign. A man came and took me. I'm still waiting for him to ask for a lesson.
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Why is the iPhone X best for orphans?
There is no home button.
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
At what point does a joke become a dad joke?
When it disappears and never returns home.
I just prevented an 11-year-old from getting assaulted.
I decided to go home.