Home jokes
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
I was in math class when my teacher gave us homework, and she said to me, "You're gonna get an F this time." So I went back home, and f**k my teacher.
LMAO
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't orphans cross the street? Because they can't go home.
Kid: Imagine being an orphan!
Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*
Kid: WAIT, WHAT!
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?
Kid 2: Never leave home without it.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."
A boy throws his bag out the window.
The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"
The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."
Q. What's the difference between an abortion clinic and a nursery? A. The abortion clinic won't let you take the baby home.