Home jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
What are two things that an orphan can’t have?
Two parents.
Why can't orphans complete homework?
Because they have no home!
Memes
What do orphans not see on a controller?
The home button.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home plate.
Why did a Mexican go to Home Depot?
Because he thought it said "Home Deport."
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Where do orphans shop?
Home Bargains.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.