What happens when the orphan at school gets sent home?
Home Jokes
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war with the United States.
"Father, where is the United States?" Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
"Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be?" he questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
"And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is that?"
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
"Where is Germany again, Father?"
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. "One last question, Father."
"Yes?"
"Has Hitler seen this map?"
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
Má ég fara heim?
(In an infant-esque voice.)
I called an orphan's house, saying: "Are your parents home yet?"
He started crying.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
What is an orphan's least favorite game?
44 Homes.
What's the most motivational thing to say to an orphan? Go big or go home!
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
