Why do orphans only drink water in cereal? Cause dad never brought home the milk...
What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.
One day I went to my friend's apartment and he told me to make myself home. I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors
If an orphan was to get a takeaway what’s the home address
What is wrong with orphans phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan. What are they gonna do run home and tell their parents
why is it better to date an orphan...
their parents are never home
what is missing when a orphan buys a laptop? The home screen
why does an Orphan aways get the newest iphont
because so he does not have an home button
Orphan:Have u seen my mommy? Person: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes? Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE? Orphan: MOTHER! Person: LEts go home! Orphan: Uhhhh *SHes was never to be seen again*
What type of phone do orphans have
Android because they dont have a home botton
A boy went to a genie and said "I want to be like batman" he went home his parents weren't there.
Good day today love 💕 you walk in love 😻 day and a walk home 🏡 night night I did not get snow ⛄️ I love 💕 it is the day that we get a tree 🌲 I have to go get some sleep 💤 was good day at school today but I’m going to be
Q:How do you know if an Asian broke into your house?
A:all your home work and the Rubix cube u spent a year on and still can’t solve it is solved🤓🤓🤓🤓
I went to ask my friends mom if I could have a sleepover Then I rememberd they did not have a mom or dad
Why are orphans lucky because when they drive they don’t need a license plate because they don’t have a home
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why don’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t get a home run
Tim and Tom where at work Tim say I sick of this I going to act like a idot to get sent home so Tim was on the roof saying I am a light bulb the boss walk in and say Tim go home your acting like a dick the the say Tom why you packing up for he says I can't work in the fucking dark can I
Couldn't believe how much of a bad mood my work mate was in this morning. So I decided to ask him what was the matter and was everything OK with his wife flo. He then broke down crying and said when he got home the night before he caught his wife in bed with the plumber. I tried to console him as best as I could but he just couldn't get overflow
