Home jokes

The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.

How many letters are in the English Alphabet?

Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.

Why don't orphans go home at pickup?

Because they don't have parents to pick them up.

Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"

The Hulk SMASH!

Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"

What does an orphan and a lost kid have in common?

They have no way home.

Little Johnny was alone because Dad didn’t come back.

Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.

Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!

Are you a gun because I want to live with you?

I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...

Why don’t orphans play baseball?

They don’t know where home is.

Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.

Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.

Why can't orphans play video games?

Because they don't have a home screen.

One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.

She asked me, "What are you doing?"

I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."

She asked, "What does that mean?"

I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they don't know where home base is.

One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.

I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.

If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?

The Home Depot.