I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Home Jokes
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
I got stuck in the dryer again. Brother, say less.
