Home jokes
Guess why a lot of orphans were in "Home Alone"? Because their family left them.
Unbelievable! When I searched “house of spades,” all I saw was a slave home!
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
One thing led to another, now I have a new patio.
I made a page for this orphan, but sadly it didn’t have a homepage.
If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!
What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.