Home jokes
The very young and pretty nun was walking home from the soup kitchen when a homeless man dragged her into the woods and had his way with her.
When he was done, he asked her what she would tell the Mother Superior when she got back to the convent. She calmly said that she would tell her the truth.
She said: "I will tell her that I was on my way home when the most disgusting, repulsive, and abhorrent man dragged me into the woods and had his way with me... twice; that is if you are not too tired."
I was walking home when I saw children crossing the street on their own. I went towards him and tapped his shoulder and said, "Hey, little kid, you are not supposed to be walking on your own." The kid turns out to be a dwarf.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"
Memes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
Welcome to Peyton's Orphanage, where you make it, we take it!
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?
Home Depot.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
How many letters are in the English Alphabet?
Twenty-two. ET went home, P ran down his leg, and he took ME with him.
What's something an orphan likes but doesn't have?
A family.
Why do orphans love foster homes?
Because they actually have a home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they have no home.
You know orphans are kinda like a house with no people in it.
Because it’s empty inside.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why do orphans hate school? Because of homework.
What's another place orphans can't work at besides SC Johnson?
The Home Depot.
What happens to an orphan that gets on house arrest?
They get set free.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.