What is the difference between a feminist and a vegetarian? A vegetarian doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons. However, a feminist doesn't act like a bitch for moral, religious, or health reasons.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile.
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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One's got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
How do you make holy water?
You take normal water, and boil the hell out of it.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
What do you call a private nun.
Nun-o-yo-business
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Why did the orphan go to church? To hear some "foster" Parenting advice.
i don't get it. orphans are very religious, well mostly. statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church i mean its the only place they can call someone "father"
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
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How do you get a nun pregnant
You dress her up as an altar boy
What do you call a religious drug addict? A crystal methodist.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves? because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs
What did the cop say to the muslim breaking the law? "That's against th-allah (read like da-lah)."
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved they quickly resolved the threat.
