Q.why cant pilots play jenga. A.becuase they will just hit the twin towers
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning fortunately no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
What is the worse things that nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
Myq sister told only onions make you u cry so i alway hit her back when she hit me but i hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Whats the difference between paul walker and a fly? its the sound they make when they hit the windshield
What do you call it when Hitler abuses his wife?
Adolf Hit Her
what happens when u hit the Dwayne Johnson's butt u hit rock bottom
life is never hard until you get hit hard with
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball? They couldn't hit home base.
why does micheal jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls
pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they cant cry to their parents
You know I would tell you a 9/11 joke, but it just doesnβt hit the spot
did mr rusher play tennis in the dark you will get hit by the tennis ball ouch mr rusher said
A man was walking home but felt tired so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap tap then out of the corner of his eye he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone the man said "you scared me I thought you were a ghost" the other person mumbled "they spelt my name wrong"
