History jokes
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What's black and white?
History.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?
Yes, best comedy award.
Memes
🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".