History jokes

If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they're missing two towers.

Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable.

Article 4: the Titanic sank.

Why do black men have nightmares?

Because the only one that had a dream got shot.

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they lost two towers.

You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.

So, if the reason people used to hang women was because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung, would they be called wizards?

How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?

By dropping two of the biggest roasts.

What's black and white?

History.

What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?

Covid.

I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.

Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.

If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.

I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.

What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

Why are Japanese always so skinny?

Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.

My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)