History

History Jokes

Chess

Why is America so bad at chess?

Because they already lost two towers.

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  • Nazi

    What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.

    Roman

    What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?

    A "glad-he-ate-her".

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  • Quote

    Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.

    "Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.

    Gear

    The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.

    Tower

    Why can't Americans play chess?

    Because they're missing two towers.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.

    JD Vance

    Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?

    He took away their ottoman!

    Pedophile

    What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?

    They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.

    Plane

    I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

    Nazi

    Q: What do you call a blind German man?

    Q: A not-see (Nazi).