Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
History Jokes
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
