Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
I couldn't imagine being Abe Lincoln, that would be mind-blowing!
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
Ruin a quote by attributing it to the wrong person.
"Don't cry because it is over. Smile because it happened." -Adolf Hitler, 1945.
Your hairline is so far back, even the slaves can't plant that shit back.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
