History jokes
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
Memes
COnFuSEd UngA BuNgA
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why do black men have nightmares?
Because the only one that had a dream got shot.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.