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Hiroshima

Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"

Person 2: "In Japan."

Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."

Water

It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"

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  • Chess

    Why is America so bad at chess?

    Because they already lost two towers.

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  • Nazi

    What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.

    Roman

    What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?

    A "glad-he-ate-her".

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  • Gear

    The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.

    Tower

    Why can't Americans play chess?

    Because they're missing two towers.