History jokes
WOW! I CAN SEE THE TWIN TOWERS FROM HERE.
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
Why can't Americans play chess? They have no towers.
You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
John F. Kennedy may rest in pieces.
Jeffery Dahmer has two things: an RV and a pit.
What is different about the two is that one can't move and one has gas.
But what is similar is tha-
Wait, what is Jeffery doing? He has a knife, he is pulling men's pants down, he is...OH SHIT WHAT THE F-!
Sorry 'bout that......
Now, as I was saying,
What is similar about the two is that one has and is a cockpit.
Wait, a cockpit- JEFFERY WHAT THE F-!
Penalties. Tap ins. Ghosting. Diving.
Long ago, the four lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Germans attacked. Only Penaldo, master of all four elements, could stop them, but when his country needed him most, he vanished.
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
The last time your hairline connected was when George Washington was born.
What is Osama bin Laden singing right now?
*cue the little mermaid* "Undaaa the sea, undaaa the sea"
Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"
Yo mama's so fat that the earth used to be flat before they buried her.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What world record did the people in 9/11 get?
The world record for going down 80 floors in a matter of seconds.
Why is 4/20 such an epic date?
Because it's weed day, Columbine, AND Hitler's birthday;)