Iran: we can beat the USA
Japan: YOU DO REALIZE WE BEAT HIM IN BATTLE SHIP AND HE DROPPED THE SUN ON US
Iran: So?
Japan: TWICE
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
So my kid every time I walk in the door he shuts his laptop so i check his history It was good but my wife checked mine and she didn't say the same the words I head was get out.
at the back of abraham lincon's mind next to the bullet hole, he was thinking about how slavery is wrong.
Why was going through JFK'S head when he was getting assassinated, a bullet
The Nazis.
the last thing that went through abe licolins head was a bullet
Why does Jesus never vacation on earth?, because he traveled down about 2,000 years ago, got with some Jewish chick and their still talking about it
If only Caesar hadn’t left home that day...
So yall remember Hitler right? Ok so I own a gun with Nazi rounds, I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasnt invited, he said "did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said "do you mean nein millimeter?"
What if the ocean just raided Titanic of its people? Like instead of it flooding, it was raiding it and threatened the passengers if they told so they just said an iceberg flooded the ship.
why is Black History Month the shortest month of the year?
this kid yelled jenga when we were watching a 9 11 documentary.
I have WWII in my blood since my great grandfather killed hitler.
My granddad died in Ausschwitz in ww2........... He fell from a tower
IN our history class we were on our China unit and learning a little about gunpowder. And I said "WOAH THAT'S LIT!"
What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes? You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
In the Middle Ages it was illegal for a blind Manto become a king. I mean, I don't see why not.
POV: You are a passanger on September 11th, 2001 and you see the pilots wearing a muslim turban.
