History jokes
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
The only person I'd have a cooking lesson with is Hitler.
Memes
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
What does a slave owner use to buy slaves? A Master Card.
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Titanic, doing the polar plunge before it was cool.
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
Why is America so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
What do you call a Roman with hair in his teeth?
A "glad-he-ate-her".
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).