History jokes
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
Help, my ADHD is so bad that not even I can focus in a concentration camp.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
How did the USA beat Japan in rapping?
By dropping two of the biggest roasts.
What's black and white?
History.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler.