what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him
What did the hiroshima survivor say about the day little boy dropped? It was a blast
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies "we did, but no one liked it."
When I woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats and eye, but when hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people loose their shit?
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
what did hitler and usain bolt have in common? they both finished the races
why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..
A man tried to shoot Adolf Hitler but missed. Then Adolf replied, "Oh shoot, I did nazi that coming!"
If I die delete my search history
If I was a history teacher I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them
My grandpa was amazing. He killed hitler
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something
What is Hitlers favorite book. Hitler and the chamber of secrets
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk? -- In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
