Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD? Concentration camp.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a Fat Man, a whole city disappeared.
what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him
What did the hiroshima survivor say about the day little boy dropped? It was a blast
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies "we did, but no one liked it."
When I woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats and eye, but when hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people loose their shit?
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
People are pushing for a new black lady liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again
what did hitler and usain bolt have in common? they both finished the races
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..
