History jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Memes
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.