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History Jokes

People are pushing for a new black lady liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

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I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

Apparently as a 4-year old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest. Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

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I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house

He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war

so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?