Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and settles on their land.
Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.
How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.
What had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him.
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
