History

History jokes

9/11

Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?

Because it flew over their heads.

Plan

Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?

Me neither. It all came crashing down.

Memes

President

Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

They both had an open mind.

9/11

Who do you think is the fastest reader? Incorrect. It's 9/11. It went through 100 stories in 2 seconds.

Fat Man

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

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  • German

    How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

    Day

    What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"

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  • Hitler

    What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?

    How much did the haulla-cost?

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  • Sex position

    My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.

    Black People

    People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.