History jokes
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
Memes
When your teacher says to write a summary of the book you read
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.