History jokes
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
Memes
When your teacher says to write a summary of the book you read
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!