JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
If you were on the Titanic and you didn't leave the ship, what would you do? Just let that sink in.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
Did you know my grandpa was part of World War 2? He killed Hitler.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
What do you call a blind German?
A notsee.
People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."
God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
You said that you would never forget!
I'm so proud of my Grandpa. He killed Hitler himself.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half way.
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
