History jokes
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?
Why did Hitler kill himself?
His gas bill was too high.
My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car.
If I make a summer camp for kids with concentration problems, will it be a "Concentration Camp"?
If Martin Luther King were white, what would they call him?
Alive.
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Cause they already lost two towers.
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."
My grandfather was there when the Titanic sank. He shouted 3 times that it was gonna sink until they finally kicked him out of the movie theater... haha
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.