Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history
when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.
"One, he killed himself"
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable. Article 4: the Titanic sank.
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
I think abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind
Why are the Americans good at rubix cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colours.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
What’s black and white
History
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid
Why do Nazis don’t wear necklaces,rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
The only person I’d have a cooking lesson with is Hitler
It was the year 1912, I was in the SS. titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever? A: Hiroshima Japan 1946
