the gas prices are going up that even Hitler is killing himself
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
I wonder if the titanic still sells fish?
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
what was the Roman Empire cut in half by?
a pair of Ceasars.
I can’t watch anime anymore when my friends grandpa is in the house
He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers
so if the reason people used to hang women because they were seen as witches back in the day, if boys were to be hung would they be called wizards?
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history
when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.
"One, he killed himself"
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.”
Why was Hitler bad at math?
He could only count to nein.
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while
Why does 9/11 only get a day but Pride gets an entire month? Because pride is a bigger tragedy.
Article 1: the Titanic is practically unsinkable. Article 4: the Titanic sank.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started she said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked my dad he said it all started with Adam and Eve so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
