Yo mama is so old, she is the founder of the pyramid of Egypt.
Yo mama so old, I bet she was born when dinosaurs were made, and also she killed them with they breath! ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
Your hairline goes back to the Middle Ages.
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
What is Hitler's favorite letter?
Not-Z.
9/11
This is so sad, can we hit 50 likes?!
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why did Hitler kill himself? He knew the war was over at the beginning.
What passengers were happy that the Titanic sank?
The lobsters in the kitchen.
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
Why did Hitler kill people? Because it was funny! 🥵
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni and got plane.
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥