History jokes
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
6 was afraid of 7 because 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared?
Because 10 was in 9/11.
What does a pencil and a plan have in common?
They were both in the Twin Towers.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost 2 towers.
Your hairline goes so far back that it had dinner with Jesus.
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.
The Twin Towers are like my dad, they are never coming back.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?
To get some plane bread.
Who’s better, Bird or Magic?
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of their dark history.
The only reason communism started was because God looked at your face.
Don’t make jokes about 9/11. My dad was the best Middle Eastern pilot.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they only got the plane.
There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.