What’s the difference between Diana and Casper the ghost?
Casper can go through walls, Diana can't.
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
Even Captain Cook couldn't discover your forehead.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
911 happened a while ago and it's slowly losing its fame.
Time for a remake!
Wait till the end.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
But why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11!
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club? Because he hated the pols
Your hairline goes further back, even further back than the Precambrian Time.
Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?
It had nine shots and seven chasers!
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Why did 10 have PTSD?
Because he was in the middle of 9/11.
Your hairline is so far back that even Hitler wouldn't shoot it.
What's one similarity between the twin towers and gender?
There used to be 2, and now it's a sensitive subject.
