The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
the last thing that went through abe licolins head was a bullet
My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.
My true hero is the person who killed Hitler
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose
when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.
"One, he killed himself"
Q: What did I find on my son's search history. A:Where is the nearest gun shop.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever? A: Hiroshima Japan 1946
Flippity floppity, women are property.
Why do people always talk about 9/11, but seriously just let it sit there, like the rubble it is.
history teacher: They had a temporary cure for the disease , but it would be years before the found a cure for life. Student: I need that.
What was the one word that could have saved Princess Diana's life?
Taxi.
What first went through sally's mind when the Nazis came? - a bullet
You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"
You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."
Apparently describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.
Christopher Columbus:*Sees native americans* Can i see your land Native amercians:sure just be care.......... Christopher Columbus:Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit
