What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
How did Protestants perform in the 16th century? Well done.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.
Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.
Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?
"I’m coming for you two!"
So the other day my black friend and I were working on a group project. He was so slow so I whipped him to make him faster.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Joe: What do the Leafs and the Titanic have in common?
Ben: I don't know.
Joe: They both look good until they hit the ice.
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
