History

History jokes

Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.

Hitler says, “Yes.”

Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”

Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.

I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.

A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"

Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.

When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.

It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.

In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.

Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?

What did the Titanic say as it sank?

I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!

Your hairline so back that back in the day of your hairline, Burger King was called "Burger Prince."

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."

Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn’t all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.