History jokes
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
What's the difference between an orphan and an Egyptian?
Egyptians have mummies.
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America?
Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
Why can’t Hitler join the track? Because he can’t even finish a race.
When a clock goes forward, it goes "tic-tac," but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic.
I heard that the Twin Towers have some plane DNA.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
My plants in my garden are like the Twin Towers; neither of them fell, just the flowers.
Time flies by, doesn’t it?
But the plane in 9/11 didn’t.
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull.
A Jewish guy behind me said, "A skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers!"
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
These jokes are so dark that they picked the cotton!
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
Is it me, or was 9/11 too plane? I thought it would be more exciting.
It’s amazing just how paranoid Hitler was.
In Hitler’s Germany, it was illegal to make jokes about him or his regime.
Come on! Forbidding Germans from making jokes? Isn’t that a bit like forbidding Americans from eating salad?
What did the Titanic say as it sank?
I’m nominating all passengers for the Ice Bucket Challenge!