History jokes

Frank: "I am named Frank because my grandpa lived in Frankfurt during his best years."

Finley: "I am named Finley because my grandmother was in Finland during her early twenties!"

Mia: "Can we please change the subject?"

Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?

Because they already lost 2 towers.

Adolf Hitler

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"

I was at a train station and a woman ran up to me and asked, "Is this train running on time?" I said, "No, it runs on steam and coal."

Kris looks like a Neanderthal. The only difference is that Neanderthals serve a purpose in HUMAN HISTORY.

Why don't you fight a dinosaur?

You'll get jurasskicked.

Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!

Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.

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My sister is so stupid, she thought LBJ was a blow job.

Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?

I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.

Why is the sinking of Titanic different to sinking rapboat?

Titanic sinking was a tragedy, rapboat sinking is fucking funny.

The Twin Towers are like crippled legs; once they break, they can’t be fixed.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for over 10 years.

I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.

The truth behind Hitler's suicide: his gas bill was too high.

Why are Germans good at smoking?

They had experience with smoking.

What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?

Smoking.