This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
Why are orphans so bad at learning about ancient Egypt, they don't know what mummies are
Jesus will be history when I realize he's behind me.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Imagine if Joe Biden was elected for a second term. He would be the first president to be assassinated by a slick bathtub
Can we go back to 2001?
I bet it was more fun back then.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school
It would make these jokes more explosive 🧨
My cousin asked me "What do you think was going through Hitlers mind right before he died"
I told him "Probably a bullet"
If you think about it the 9/11 memorial it just a scoreboard
Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him. I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!
What is a Manchester United fan’s favourite TV channel? The History Channel.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like: Jackson: CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION???
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
Bro, I love hanging out with bullies. It's either we play Yahtzee or we playing Nazi.
Why are people in Japan always skinny?
Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
bro ww2 was jus a joke
Watching the 9/11 documentaries, just watching a kill cam.
What was one cool thing about hitler
he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
Everyone's had a mind-blowing day before, just ask JFK.
