Fun Fact: Did you know JFK brain was so big it covered a whole entire limousine
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers?
Because they go down so well.
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
(one of my friends gave me this) Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
someone in my class described the KKK as ghosts with pointy hats... I mean, he's not wrong
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the twin towers he will pop up. Also, my moms great grandpa killed Hitler
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
if the minions serve who ever is the biggest bad then who did they serve 1930-1945
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
I watched a documentary called Redline Carrera: birth of the memes. It all started with Paul Walker.
DUDE all Hitler ask for was a glass of juice, but every one misheard him.
Your hairline goes so far back even history can’t record it
Who is older than twin towers?billy bob the 1th,he was older than the twin towers he was born 3 minutes before the twin towers and still alive today
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
what did hitler and usain bolt have in common? they both finished the races
