doctors in the middle ages, Plague doctor: "i must have some herbs to block out bad air" docters now: "God, wtf were we doing back then"
*my mom telling me the brief history of the blanket and how she recieved it from her cousin* ( ╹▽╹ )
*Me sitting anxiously in place pretending to be amazed of the story, and reacting with kind cheerfulness and a big smile* (◍•ᴗ•◍)
All I can actually think about: "I m@sturbated under it- aaaaaah" ಠ◡ಠ
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out. It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001, I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What do you call hitler when he gets thrown? A gas grenade
I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.
Nobody got it.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. 18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians.
what is white with red all over.........JFK
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather. Chloe says "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic" John says "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler"
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars
What are the similarities between the twin towers and my ex They both went down on my dad
You're old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics."
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s? Because it was the Great Depression.
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
There never was a historical jesus christ. Hey do not even dream of crucifying me.
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of there dark history
What do Hitler and trump have in common they both do hand gestures.
