History jokes
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Why can’t Americans play chess?
They lost 2 towers.
What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?
They both enjoy digging up the past.
What's the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Their kneecaps.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.