History jokes
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history? The Bushes.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?
He took away their ottoman!
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?
Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Why were the UK and the USA bad at chess?
Because they lost their queen and two towers.
Official flag of Great Britain? The Union Jack.
Official flag of Australia? The Southern Cross.
Official flag of Canada? The Maple Leaf.
Official flag of Japan? The Sun.
Official flag of Orange County, California? The Nazi Symbol.
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.
What do Black people and chains have in common? Both work better with chains on them?
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.