History

History jokes

why are people in japan so slim? because the last time a fatman came, they lost half their population.

Why does Japan not allow little boys to run?

Because the last time a little boy came, Japan lost a state.

I remember my first day back when working at a camp. I was so surprised when the trains arrived.

Hitler was talking about how to fight in WW2 when someone sneezed while Hitler was giving a speech, so Hitler yelled, "WHO SNEEZED ROW 1? DID ANYONE SNEEZE?" They said no, and Hitler shot everybody. Same for row 2 & 3, but in row 4 someone nervous said, "Me, I'm sorry." Then Hitler said, "Bless you."

Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.

It's a little known fact that Helen Keller was against teaching deaf people sign language and thought they should be forced to use oral language.

Weird.

Last time I forced somebody into oral, I got arrested.

Why do people hit their electronics when they don’t work?

You keep the tradition of hitting black things.

When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?

Hiroshima, Japan 1946.