So sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can’t stand up for himself
Why did the pencil want to kill himself?
He had no point in life.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied, because he can’t stand up for himself
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.
I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!
The school shooter points the gun at the emo kid. While the shooter tries to shoot him, the emo kid dodges the bullets like in the Matrix and takes the gun away from the shooter and shoots himself.
What did Eminem call himself when he lost weight?
Slim Shady.
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
How did the inkjet printer kill himself?
He drank cyan-ide.
When Hitler killed himself, he shot himself twice. The first one was Operation Barbarossa, and the second one was his death.
Me going to the principal's after telling the kid with a wheelchair to stand up for himself.
If I had a dime for everytime the Australian president shat himself in a McDonald's, I would have one dime, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened.
Why did Kenny die?
Was he trying to kill himself? Was he just dicking around?
Little Jim's friend told him that if he farts, he will give him a tenner. Little Jim tries to fart, but he poos himself, and he is bullied until he puts the poo on the bullies' face.
My wife is so ugly when she was born, the doctor said, "I did everything I could, but she pulled through anyways." When she was born, the doctor hung himself with the umbilical cord. He pushed her back in, said, "Not done." The doctor slapped her mother. The doctor looked at her and said, "Twins!" He didn't know what end to slap. He threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Bigfoot is just a normal person who covered himself in Pritt Stick and went down on Susan Boyle.
God said the first person to kill Hitler goes to heaven.
Hitler: Kills himself.
