A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high
COP: Are you high?
ME: If I was high, could I do this? *walks in a perfectly straight line*
COP: Wth he just walked off a cliff
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black." the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. "Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle. So i went up a step and said "It's other Anakin I have the high ground!"
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
What talks high pitched and can’t fly?
A gay man in Iran
Why did hitler kill him self? His gas bill was to high
One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high,
She looked surprised.
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man.....because he loves to leave asains hanging
I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM
BEFORE I GOT HIGH
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf,
Jack got high and dropped his fly,
and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows
I make weed disappear, what's your super power?
what do you call dude that is always high and gets higher then everyone else in the family the alpha pot head
What’s the difference between someone who is high on the spectrum low on the spectrum, at least I can write this joke
what do you call it when a man gets high in panara bread panera sped
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
