Why did the 18 year old girl need s ladder to go to school? Because it was High-School
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle. So i went up a step and said "It's other Anakin I have the high ground!"
People at my school have started to wear Logan Paul merch. I try to give them a high five, but they always leave me hanging.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some mairawanah Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said i know you wanna but dumb ass jill forgot her pills and now they have 12 kids
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
What do alcoholics and gas prices have in common?
They both get really high.
im high & its very hot🙄🙄😑😅😂😂😂 i need some water BUT I DONT GOT NONE AHAHA 🙄😒😑🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
What does a kite and a criminal have in common?
They both get high
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
Confucius say, man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
The teacher asked her class to use definitely in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin,but the sky can also be blue or black." the teacher replied. Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him. And picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally she called on him. "Mines more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no Johnny why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
One day I told my wife that she drew her I brows too high,
She looked surprised.
what's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?!... outlaws are wanted :)
why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes
What do Americans call high school? Shooting range
People tell Kobe to fly high but when he flew high he died
What do you call High Mexicans Baked beans ;)
[ when a cop meets a pothead on April 20th ]
Officer : Hi, how high are you?
Pothead : No officer, it's how are you
Officer : oh im sorry ive been high since last night
Pothead : cool, i'd like to give you sum weed, happy 420 sir
Officer : omg thx man appreciate that
Why didnt Logan Paul high five the asain man.....because he loves to leave asains hanging
What's the difference between a high street betting firm and a prostitute? You can get on with a prostitute!
