My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarf’s saw them they sang… “Look at those high Ho’s! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo’sssss!!!”
I WAS GONNA CLEAN MY ROOM
BEFORE I GOT HIGH
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant high school is probably a thot.
A man finds his son climbing the roof of his house. The kid kept using all sort of material to climb up, but the dad didn’t pay much attention. Next day the kid went to the state tower, and kept climbing using some adhesive gloves. The dads asks his son for a second time: " Son! why are you doing this?" the son replies: “You told me to aim up high”.
Why did the researchers want all the shore birds high on marijuana?
They wanted to leave no tern unstoned.
All school meetings introductions:
Grade School; “Welcome Girls and Boys!”
Middle School; “Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!”
High School; “Fingerers and fingerees,”
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head…
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
A 23 year old priest walks into a high school with an automatic weapon.He tells those who believe in god to stand up and leave.To the children who don’t leave ,he says ,"Do not worry my children,I shall make thou ‘hole-y’ as well."He then proceeds to shoot all of the students left.
Weedle make you high.
Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down
do you know who didn’t graduate high school this year?
the Parkland kids
how bout that aierplane food? i eat it when im high
A man walks into a bar and sees a piece of steak on the ceiling. The cashier says “If you can grab it, your meal’s free.”. The man then said “Nah, the stakes are too high.”.
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can’t.
How do you know if you have a high sperm count?? She chews before she swallows
IN AUSTRALIA, MY JOKES ARE HIGH KOALA-TY
When you say, “I’m high!”.
But then you fall off.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and said, “Jill do you wanna?” Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill so now they have a son
High school 🏫 is amazing 😉 like if you agree