Hide Jokes

I was playing hide and seek at work the other day unfortunately it ended me in hospital tho icu

Someone tracked down a crippeled and said, "you can hide but you can't run"

a man had 10 dead and blooduy babys in middle of his livingroom. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest to hide?

-boner.

#babyjokes

To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run

Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper! Dad: Uh- *hides his rifle*

teachr. How many kids r I'n this classroom. Kid: 73 if u count the ones u have hid in the basement

why can’t an orphan be gay they don’t have a closet to hide in

whats an orphans least favorite game hide and seek

I don't understand why people hide under there blankets it's not like the killers gonna be like, I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket

Micheal Vick is coming to town hide your dogs.

Me: Hey wanna know my spirit animal

Friend: Sure

Me: Road kill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now

Friend: Wait, aren't you dead

Me: Aren't you my son

Friend: So that's what mom was trying to hide from me

When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃 When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟

At school, Little Johnny’s classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it’s very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny’s mother greets him at home, and he tells her, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!”

Why didn't Donald trump not pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him? Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.

Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?

Because they're always coming out of the closet

Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.

When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”

I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me "Yeah I can read braille". So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read "Screw you, asshole"