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Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Why didn't Donald Trump pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him?
Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
When you hide in the girl's bathroom so the school shooter won't go in there: 😃
When you notice that the school shooter is female: 😟
Where did the king hide his armies?
In his sleevies.
Worst joke ever.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
How can you never find a hippo hiding behind a weed?
Because they're so good at it.
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.