Hide Jokes

What would you call a person who hides in a a house for 24 hours and then kills them morgz.

What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.

Figure : who wants to play hide and seek.

Seek and hide: me

Figure:ok hide and I will hide and seek will be it.

Seek:why do I have to be it?

Figure: because ur name says so.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

Why is the cheetah so bad at hide n seek ? Because Everytime she hides she will always spotted

I was remembering the time when lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best Idea especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.

Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey

Why are disabled people screwed because "u can't run or hide"

Q. What is an orphans favourite game

A. Hide and seek

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?

Because nobody will actually look for them

Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?They’re always spotted

Hey What do you want we broke up like 5 days ago leave me alone Ok first wanna do some things What kind of things Illegal things Like what Knock you of and hide your body 🤡🤡🗡

Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents and they're still hiding! :) They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3

Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4.Because it would take forever.Get it? for-ever and 4 four so four ever.

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death? His hide and seek skills

I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said “don’t bother sweeping him son, hes been dusted for years” I was shocked but not surprised.