Hide jokes
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are robbing a bank. The police are soon after them, so they hide in a bunch of barrels.
The police arrive and search the area. They come over to the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it. The brunette says, "Woof."
"Oh, it's just a dog," says the police officer, and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. The redhead says, "Meow."
"Oh, it's just a cat," says the officer, then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden. The blonde says, "Potato."
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!