Hide jokes
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
What are 8 people hiding in a corner because they're scared?
An octopus.
Hollow Knight Meme
Me and my stepmom went into the forest.
I think I hid the body pretty well, but now I have to hide the gun.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide, but you can't run.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
I hate people that hate life.
Me at the same time: Is cutting self at night.
*hides scars* *acts like I'm fine* hehe
Never hide something behind a bookshelf. It's the oldest trick in the book!
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
Yo mama so ugly that she's the reason monsters hide under the beds.
How to catch Bigfoot: 1. Dig a large pit. 2. Build a fire in the pit and let it burn all the way to ashes. 3. Place small green peas all around the rim of the pit. 4. Hide in the bushes and wait. When Bigfoot goes to take a pea, kick him in the ash hole.