I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
What is it called when a cop hides under his bed? Going undercover.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Why is the cheetah so bad at hide-n-seek? Because every time she hides, she will always [be] spotted.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are robbing a bank. The police are soon after them, so they hide in a bunch of barrels.
The police arrive and search the area. They come over to the barrel where the brunette is hiding and kicks it. The brunette says, "Woof."
"Oh, it's just a dog," says the police officer, and then kicks the second barrel where the redhead is hidden. The redhead says, "Meow."
"Oh, it's just a cat," says the officer, then kicks the last barrel where the blonde is hidden. The blonde says, "Potato."
I play saxophone, and I like to tell everyone I am a registered s/o (short for saxophone operator) in hopes of one day starting a jazz band, but now everyone looks at me weird, and when I go to house parties to perform, everyone hides their children, but little do they know I LOVE children. For some reason, I got multiple restraining orders because I said, “I want to touch the kids so they can one day become musicians themselves... like Michael Jackson.” I have then since moved from my hometown to Florida, where I can meet up with other s/o’s, and surprisingly, they have similar stories to me, but they say they have never even touched a saxophone, but they do like touching kids, which I’m all down for, just me and my buddies showing the new youth their abilities.
Update: i figured out what they meant by s/o is not the same as my s/o :(
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
Well, tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey.
To the guy who in a wheel chair who stole my camoflauge coat u can hide bu you can run
Why do Orphans hates hide n seek their parents went to play hide n seek for years
Q. What is an orphans favourite game
A. Hide and seek
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?They’re always spotted
Teacher: How many kids are in this classroom?
Kid: 73 if you count the ones you have hid in the basement.
Billy: Dad, I was shot by a sniper!
Dad: Uh...
*hides his rifle*
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
