Hide-and-seek jokes
I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?
— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Why can't a cheetah play hide and seek?
Because he's always spotted.
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.