Hide-and-seek jokes
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*
A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.
Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo
What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?
No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
Tigger was playing hide & seek, so he looked in the toilet, but all he found was Pooh.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
My dad and I have been playing hide and seek.
It's been 15 years and I still haven't found him.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?
Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."
Three children play hide and seek. Their names are Silence, Anger, and Parent. Anger counts. Parent hides in the trash. Silence is at the police station.
A policeman looks at Silence and asks: "What is your name?" Silence replies: "Silence." Terrified, the policeman asks: "Where are your parents?" Silence then replies: "Parent is in the trash!" The policeman then asks indignantly: "Are you looking for Trouble?" Silence replies: "No, in fact, Anger finds me."
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.