Hide-and-seek jokes

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

Why did the joke die?

Because it's a meme!

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?

That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

I was remembering the time when I lost my brother, only until I heard that hide and seek wasn't the best idea, especially in a secluded parking lot in downtown.

To the guy in a wheelchair who stole my camouflage coat: you can hide, but you can't run.

Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?

Because nobody will actually look for them.

Why do orphans hate hide and seek?

Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?

A. Hide and seek.

One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.

3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”

4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.

5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.

6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.

7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.

8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.

9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.

11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).

12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.

14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.

15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.

16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.

17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.

What's an orphan's least favorite game?

Hide and seek.

Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.

Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!

They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3

Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?

Because no one will look for them.

Why don't people play hide-and-seek in the number 4?

Because it would take forever. Get it? "For-ever" and "4" four, so "four ever."

What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?

His hide-and-seek skills.

Parent: Have you seen your sister?

Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.