Hide-and-seek jokes
Why is it so hard to play hide-and-seek in an orphanage?
Because nobody is looking for them.
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Someone tracked down a cripple and said, "You can hide, but you can't run!"
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Yo, three kids play hide-and-go-seek. Their names are Trouble, Manners, and Shut Up.
Shut Up hit the police station, Manners hit the trashcan. Trouble is the seeker. When they go and hide and all that shit, the policeman comes up to Shut Up and goes, "Hey kid, what's your name?"
Well, Shut Up looks at him and goes, "Shut Up."
Policeman says, "Excuse me, kid, where's your manners at?"
Shut Up goes, "Oh, Manners? In the trash."
Policeman goes, "Oh, Manners in the trash? And then policeman goes, "Hey kid, are you looking for Trouble?"
Then Shut Up goes and says, "No, Trouble's looking for me."
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
I was playing hide-n-seek with my dad and he hid, but I could never find him till this day.
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?
No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...
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What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?
A DG (dee gay)
What does lava use when it can't walk properly?
A volCANEo
What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?
They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)
What is Satan's favorite DJ?
MarshHELLo
What do neck breakers use?
Snapchat
What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?
Instagraham crackers
Is this the last joke?
No
What is similar between a dog and my ex?
They are both commonly known as bitches
What number has a flu from a pig?
Nine flu (swine flu)
What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?
BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who is the best anime girl?
Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank
Why did Sally get caned?
Because old men hurriCANED.
That was all
OR WAS IT?
Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.