Hide-and-seek jokes
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?
That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.