Hide-and-seek

Hide-and-Seek Jokes

Shooting

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

Orphanage

Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?

Because no one’s looking for them.

Rapper

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good luck finding someone who’s always in the booth!

Rapper

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good rappers always stand out!

Uncle

Have you heard of the show Naked and Afraid?

That's what I call hide and seek with my uncle.

Orphan

Why do orphans hate hide and seek?

Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?

Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!

Leopard

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

Fan

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

Hide

I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.

Skill

What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?

His hide-and-seek skills.

Figure

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

Tournament

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

Cheetah

Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!

Orphan

Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?

Because nobody will actually look for them.