Hey jokes

FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?

LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?

FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!

LONELY ORPHAN: :(

America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."

Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"

Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?

Hey!

Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.

Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!

Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.

Me: (quiet)

Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.

Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!

Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?

Viewers: Dora.

Trump: No, I am President Trump.

Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?

Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.

Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"

Me: "Where?"

Friend: "In front of me."

Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?

Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.

Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?

Hey guys, it's an alien!

Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!

Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.

Kid: You hop to.

What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?

"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"

Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!

At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.