Hey guys, it's an alien!
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?
12 year old me: Yeah!
Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?
Me: What?
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.
Kid: You hop to.
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
