Hey jokes

My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"

Me: "Where?"

Friend: "In front of me."

Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?

Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.

Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!

Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.

Hey!

Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?

Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.

Me: (quiet)

Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.

Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.

Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?

Viewers: Dora.

Trump: No, I am President Trump.

Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?

Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.

Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!

Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?

Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.

Hey guys, it's an alien!

Dad: Hey son, do you like Christmas?

12 year old me: Yeah!

Dad: Well, how would you feel about two?

Me: What?

Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?

Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!

Mom: Hey, there's IHOP.

Kid: You hop to.

What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?

"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"

Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!

Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?

Dad: Because you were made there.

Mum: We haven't been to Canada.

Dad: Hol' up a minute.

At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.