Hey jokes
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
"Shout out to entity...welcome to hell!"
"Every time I see your icon I vomit lol."
"Get a life... hey I'm violet olivegarden how can I help you if you need me to disc someone ill help..."
Hey, can you Putin deez nuts?
If this is offensive to anyone, I'm sorry! Hey, wanna see something funny? Go look in your mirror!
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!
Hey!
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.