Hey jokes
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Dani: Hey, do you like rapists?
Tess: No!
Dani: Oh, well I'm a rapist!
Tess: Oh!
Me: Hey, I have candy.
Kid: Right next to me, can I have some?
Me: Some of deez nuts.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Memes
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Hey Danda, :^, Alex, Dangggg, Alya Kuhl, Jessica, Samantha, and Ariana!
My friend: "Hey, I see a dwarf!"
Me: "Where?"
Friend: "In front of me."
Hey kids, are you ready for Faptisim?
Dude: Hey dude guess who I am?
Viewers: Dora.
Trump: No, I am President Trump.
Viewers: Why are you wearing Dora’s clothes and backpack?
Trump: Today we are going to build a wall.
Viewers: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tooth 1: Hey, do you like my jokes?
Tooth 2: Yeah, but they're cracking me up.
Hey guys, sorry to bother you but search "Izzy" on the search thingy on the website, thank you!
Bully: My mom says I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Me: (quiet)
Bully: HEY I'M TALKING TO YOU.
Me: Are you talking to yourself? Because I was listening to music until I heard you.
Hey!
Hey there, wanna buy some chromosomes?
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Sans: Hey Frisk, why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Frisk: Why didn't he go to the dance?
Sans: 'Cause he had no body to dance with!
Hey guys, it's an alien!
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!