What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
Hey Sandy.
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.
Hey I have a joke for you
My life hahah I wanna die
Hey are you bored? kick an orphan, what are they going to do? tell there parents?
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Ask the emo kid: Hey how's it hanging
hey baba girl I have balls you know
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
