Hey jokes

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"

Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

Hey, this is to orphans:

"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"

Me: Hey, are your parents here?

Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!

"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."

"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)

Hey, talk to me here!

Orange: Hey.

Pear: Hey.

Orange: No hay!

What did the bee say to the flower?

"Hey bud! When do you open?"

Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹

Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?

Wife: In a detective novel.

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"

"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"

"Oh, that was the cat."

"We don't have a cat..."

"Oh..."

Hey Siri, skip to Friday!