Hey jokes
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Hey, talk to me here!
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Hey Sandy.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"