Hey jokes
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Hey Sandy.
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!
Me: Hey Joe, updog.
Joe: What?
Me: Updog.
Joe: What's updog?
*Facepalms*
Me: Lol in the corner.