Hey jokes
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Hey I have a joke for you.
My life hahah. I wanna die.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
Hey Sandy.
Hey, talk to me here!
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:
Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.
Her: Really? What?
Me: Sweet-in-low.
Her: Why?
Me: Because you're artificial.
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"