Hey jokes
Hey Sandy.
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Hey, talk to me here!
Memes
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Deku: Hey Todoroki, are you done with your Halloween costume?
Todoroki: Yes. *comes out in a macaroni outfit*
Deku: Wha- I'm todoroni.
Bakugo: OMFG, I'm out! *blows up UA*
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!
Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!