Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?
Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.
Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?
Orphan: About 200 years.
Hey Jokes
"Hey, look, that plane is getting bigge-"
Hey, are you bored? Kick an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"
Brayden: "Hey!"
*Music roles around*
*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*
Brayden: "O_O"
Hailey: *Hides*
So sad </3 xD
Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Hey, this is to orphans:
"Orphans are ugly. We need to know each other :D We need to date, cause ur hot and so am I and orphans rly are ugly!!!!"
Me: Hey, are your parents here?
Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)
Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)
Hey, talk to me here!
Orange: Hey.
Pear: Hey.
Orange: No hay!
What did the bee say to the flower?
"Hey bud! When do you open?"
Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?
"Hey BrO!"
"Hey Kels, what's on your arm?"
"Oh, that was the cat."
"We don't have a cat..."
"Oh..."
Hey Siri, skip to Friday!
