Hey jokes

Hey guys, I haven't been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways, I love you, Emerald! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope you're on!

Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards, Koko, <3

Hailey: "Hey Brayden!"

Brayden: "Hey!"

*Music roles around*

*I tell Brayden Hailey likes him*

Brayden: "O_O"

Hailey: *Hides*

So sad </3 xD

Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?

I told him to be a stand-up comedian!

Ask the emo kid: "Hey, how's it hanging?"

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

Billy: Hey kid, why are you sad?

Orphan: Oh, I'm waiting for my parents.

Billy: Oh, and how long have you been here?

Orphan: About 200 years.

Hey I have a joke for you.

My life hahah. I wanna die.

Hey, talk to me here!

Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!

Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"

Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."

Hey Sandy.

Me: Hey, are your parents here?

Orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

Hey selfish king, I see you need a girlfriend ;)

What did the bee say to the flower?

"Hey bud! When do you open?"

Hey Gwen, let's chat from 1:00 p.m. to 2:00! Love, Prince 🌹

Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?

"Lonely."

Hey Gwen, how are you? I'm a girl, btw...;)

Orange: Hey.

Pear: Hey.

Orange: No hay!