Hey, people don't fly with suicide jokes.
In fact, they hang with them!
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, me too.
Man 1: Hey, I heard you survived a school shooting. What was it like?
Man 2: People were screaming and running everywhere. I was only able to get a few of them.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
Hey guys, how was your day?
If you ask me the same question, here's the answer: depressing.
I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old jokes or opinions.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Friend: Hey, wanna race home?
Orphan: What home?
Me: Hey, are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping?
"No."
Yeah, but then he woke up.
Justin: Hey.
Josh: Hey man.
Justin: Why only "man"?
Josh: It feels weird saying the r a c e y names.
Justin: I don't mind.
Josh: Okay, S L A V E.
Justin: Oh no, not T H A T one!
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.
So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.
They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."
Man: Hey kids, who wants milk?
Kids: Me!
Man: *unzips fly*
A girl walks up to her friend with sunglasses she missed very much.
She told her, "Hey, long time no see."
