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Why was Han Solo so suspicious when he put his penis inside Princess Leia for the first time?

Because it was Luke warm.

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A cop stopped a guy for speeding.

He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.

The cop said, "But there is no traffic."

And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."

I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.

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Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.

I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.

A programmer and his wife.

She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."

After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.

The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"

He replies, "They had eggs."

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