What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
what do you call a kid with no arms or legs? dont matter what you call him, he aint coming.
mom:son did u go to school son:whit if i saw yes mom:u r in school slap son:mom am moveing out and am moveingin whit my gf mom:u r whit pls dont move out =( son:mom stop so whit if am moveing out am moveing into my gf home it oley for school mom:will u r kick out of my home son:good mom:am sad now why did he move out
if u like it pls comit down
Why did the number 5 get voted out of the game in the 1st round, because he was an odd man out
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
One day a mom who looked like a pig broke the car down.
"Little John, she is fat." How? He said, "Like a pig."
Why was the director Injured? He could find the right cast!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken!
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
my friends mom died and he also died by a crash
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
Why do I call my priest daddy
Because he raped my mom when she was 13
She's 27 now
I asked my mom to make me a brat. She was sleepy but I said do it anyway. My mom and my dad had fucked last night so he was on the couch but naked. She took a knife and sliced his dick, then put it on a bun, then ketchup and mustard. I said this tasted funny. She was snoring, then I threw it and said, "EW IS THIS A DICK WHAT THE FUCK AHHH!!!!?!?!!!!"
Ever since that day, they haven't fucked again because he ain't got nun to fuck with.
I saw a little boy begging for money i said"are you an orphan" he said "yes what gave me away" i said" Your Parents"
So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."
Why did the director have an injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten of by a shark. But don't worry, he is all right now.
How does a Muslim close a door? He islams it.
