Herring jokes
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What do you call a lady with a pyramid on her head?
mummy
Memes
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Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
Your mum is so slow, it took her nine months to make a joke.
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another womanβs lipstick on his knuckles.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Did you hear about the woman who put her husbandβs ashes in a burrito?
He gets to tear that ass up one more time.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.