Herring jokes
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.
Yo mama so slutty the abortion clinic gave her a loyalty card and coupon for 20% off her next abortion.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
Memes
ky you def like her
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Yo mama so fat, her cheeks are in different time zones.
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.
My wife told me I could never, ever build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!
An e-girl went to go high five a tree, but the tree left her hanging.
Yo momma so fat that she don't need a backpack. She keeps her things in her Lagrangian points.
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners.
The lady says, "Come again!"
The blonde says, "No, it's toothpaste this time."
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.