Herring jokes
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
My sister said to roast her, but my mom said I'm not allowed to burn trash.
Yo mama so fat, I have to take a train, 2 buses, and 3 airplanes to get on her good side.
Q: What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
A: One has hope in her soul and one has soap in her hole.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a dating service, they ended up matching her up with Pittsburgh.
Memes
Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.
How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman’s lipstick on his knuckles.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
I got LEGOs for Christmas, and my friend got her father's headstone.
I had a great day today because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table, and the teacher screamed, "Allison, how would you like it if I banged you on the table?"
Yo mama's so big, her belt size is "equator."
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500.
The first replied: "For 500€? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200€!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
Yo mama is so ugly that the Grinch fell out when he saw her!
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
If your wife has boxes and boxes ending up at your front door from her online shopping habit, tell her that you’ve only had one box through the marriage and that she should be happy.
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Tell her to slow down and use lubricant.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
An eight-year-old girl struggles to breathe as she lies on a hospital bed and waits for the doctor to come. After the doctor comes, he pulls his cock out of her mouth, and she can breathe much better.