Herring jokes
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
Your mum is so fat that when you walk around her, you get lost.
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Memes
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Yo mama so fat,
Donald Trump himself tried to use her as his border wall in 2016.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Me explaining my child: when your mom is sitting on a table during her period, it's called the periodic table.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see-through clothes.
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mama so fat, she costs 15 elixir, and 3 inferno towers can't kill her!
Why does your grandma like gardening so much?
Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.
What is the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair, she looks 15.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.