Herring jokes

Your momma so fat she can feed [the] entire continent of Africa with her fat!

You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.

She is not “fun to be around.”

I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

She left, and now I support women's rights. I will kill her.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

My grandma just died from cancer.

My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”

Your mama is so old, her first Christmas, she was a Wiseman's +1.

Your mama is so fat, by the time I swerved to miss her with the car, I ran out of gas.

Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.

What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?

Adolf Hit-her.

Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.

I was at the bank yesterday.

A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!

Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.