Herring jokes
Your mama is so fat, the wall couldn't support her picture.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Aitana is so fat that Thanos had to clap for her to disappear.
Memes
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!