Herring jokes
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.
Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Memes
Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.
Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.
Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
A prostitute, because she can always wash her crack and sell it again.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Me: What did my sister do when she dressed up as Elsa and I gave her a balloon?
You: What?
Me: She let it go, let it go!
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.
In her religion, you NEVER pull out.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Ur momma's so fat that when she became a spy her codename was OObese.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
Why is Chloe's forehead so big? Because her forehead is king-size.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.