Herring jokes

I got my job at a bank and lost the job the day I got it. A lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her!

"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump

So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.

My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."

Yo mama so fat that when she saw Thanos and he tried to snap her out of existence, it didn't work, and he said, "Man, I quit!"

Do you know the teacher that went up into space?

You know what her husband said to her? "I will feed the dog; you feed the fish."

Yo mama is so dumb, her reflection said, "Who are you?"

A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”

My ex misses me, but her aim is getting better.

There was a big problem yesterday.

My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.

After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.

The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.

Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!

My sister lost two things today:

1: Her virginity.

2: Her job at the zoo.

Her (DYM 70).

Madeline Mcannot find her.

What did Lucy say when she saw her sonogram?

"Looks like a rerun."

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

Where does Kristen Stewart get her virginity from? She gets it from her mama and papa.