Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
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Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
i asked my mom what her biggest regret was for a project at school and she said oh go look in the bathroom above the sink.........there was a mirror
Yo Momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky. Yo Momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner she sat on the table, opened her legs and said "Crabs."
So a husband and a wife have three kids. the husband is on his death bed and he looks up at his wife and says. "Honey, is our youngest song truly and honestly mine?" She says in response. "I sware on everything that is good and holy our youngest son is your" He dies peacefully.
Then she says under her breathe, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
How did Helen Keller parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
So I bus crashes killing everyone on the bus and god feels so bad that he gives each one a wish so the first person comes up and she wants to be beautiful so god makes her beautiful and she goes into heaven next person comes up and he says I want to be beautiful as well as the last man in the back begins laughing a little so this goes on everyone becoming beautiful until god asked the last person what they want and he said I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again! so god had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted
Scratches on an icy road and kills or 50 people on the bus and when they get to heaven God feel so bad for them and grants them all one wish the first lady in the line was always worried about her looks so she wish to be beautiful and the guy behind her couldnât think of what to want to wish about so he also wish to be beautiful but this keep on going but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh when he got to God he said God says whatâs what is your one wish my son I wish you can make them all ugly again
A emo texted a tree wanna hang out... The tree ghosted her
A Good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
My girlfriend broke up with me today. Her mom had to take her to daycaređąđąđą
Itâs nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips đ„°. Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when Iâm thrusting đ. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partnerâs ding dong đ„”.
The woman body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles while her head can be seen as the head of a penis. This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, itâs shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit look like the schlong.
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me âMommyâ at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up đ.
Yo mama so fat that a whole forest grew on her but it was sad because she really smells so the forest died.
Her husband prepares them l a romantic dinner. The wife tells her husband about her desire for it. The husband was clueless about such acts. So, the wife tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay underneath her naked in the reverse missionary position. She starts thrusting with his meat inside of her and starts waiting for him to thrust along with her thrusts. However, the husband didnât know what to do, so he just laid there. Suddenly the wife had an urge to pee, but held it in because her husbandâs joystick was right inside her. She loses control after a while and lets one drip out. The wife apologizes profusely and continues thrusting her husband. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another drip of urine run down the husbandâs schlong to his pelvis. The husband throws the wife from the couch, gets up, and says,
âHoney if you think Iâll be screwed by you for more of that, youâre out of youâre mind.â
yo mama so fat, she uses the equater as her belt
my friends emo i told her to play jumo rope with me she hang herself L
