Yo mama so fat that when I buried her she made the earth round
yo mama so fat you can see her from 100000000000000000000000000 galaxy's away
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain. The email reads: „Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here“.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: „That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!“ The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: „The driver just insulted me!“ The man says: „You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.“
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning.....,, Shoot her before she touches the water
Yo mama so old her bible was autographed by Jesus
Yo mama so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is Equator
Question; What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer; You say to her; "NICE TOOTH"!
A man's daughter comes home from school and asked her dad if she can borrow the car. The father replies, no its too late at night. The daughter says cmon dad. I'll do anything. The dad says OK suck my dick. The daughter says no that's disgusting. The dad says you want the car. You said you'll do anything. The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth. She stops and says eww dad your dick smells like shit. The dad replies yeah well your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago.
Spell peppa.okay.p e p p a . hahaha!you said peepee . I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves peppa pig and has a backpack of it.So I told her to spell her backpacks letters and tricked her...And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
🤷 What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute? 🤔 If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher you have to give her money 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 😁
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute? If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first
Yo mama is so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for €500. The first replied:"For 500€? Of course!" The second said:"I'd do it for free!" The third replied:"I would even give her 200€!" The fourth replied:"With my ex? Never!
Your mom is so weak when she jumped from the Twin Towers her baby became disabled
