Yo mama so fat that when she went in the ocean, Spain claimed her for new land.
Did you hear what happened to Lorainna Bobbit? She was in an accident on the Garden State Parkway. She told the State Police Officer, "That some dick cut her off."
A note for My arts/health teacher:
oh ms aziz, you've got no rizz, all she do is screams, whether u like it or not, she thinks this makes her hot, she thinks this makes her pop but it just makes me want to crack her head from the top, until she says STOP, and down on the ground she goes plop... and her screaming has finally stopped, and my plan hasn't flopped thus far.... plan B is ram her with my car, fill her shoes with tar, and the prahnas i'll set on her go RAWR... she don't know what she coming for.
"Pray to God her inside her head. I'm scared of God."
Yo mama so fat that when I buried her she made the earth round
Yo mama so fat you can see her from 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 galaxies away!
A few days after her husband’s death, a widow accidentally receives an email from a man waiting for his wife in Spain.
The email reads: "Dearest Wife, just got checked in. Everything [is] prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P. S. It’s really hot down here!"
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you."
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
Yo mama so old her bible was autographed by Jesus
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Yo mama so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
Question; What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer; You say to her; "NICE TOOTH"!
A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."
The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."
The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."
The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."
The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."
The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."
The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
🤷 What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute? 🤔 If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher you have to give her money 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 💸 😁
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
