Herring Jokes

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

A wife says to her husband, "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." "What do you expect?" he says, "You're in a fucking wheelchair!"

Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?

I really hit the mother lode with you!