"Why Are All These Orphans Here", Said Chris. " Because their dad went to go get the milk", Said MrBeast 3 Years Later, " I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD AND IM ALSO GIVING EACH OF THE 1000000000000 DOLLARS.
What did the one tower say to the other Here comes the airplane
What did the British soldiers say while in the trenches? "Damn it's windy out here"
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery? Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you Girlfriend: Ok cool I won 12 dollars heres 6 and don't come back
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There was a kid sitting in a corner me: HEY Why are you here at an orphanage orphan:... Me: oh wait YOUR a orphan
Two muffins are in an oven. One says "man, it is hot in here" the other one says "omg a talking muffin"
my mom said hey come over here and I responded to late mom
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here sorry If he might have crashed...
Aha, tomato macoroni is bad, hahaha. (I don't even know what on earth i put here, but okay)
Texas be like its cold over here over here
Texas be like everything bigger here guns and winter storms!
this joke here is the wurse.
FRIENDs-Gather here.
Samanthe, Josephine, Stevie, Jess, Alice, and Alex.
Hey guys! I'm back! Sorry I didn't post yesterday! I had swim parctice, and a bunch of hw, but here I am! And here is the quote of the day!
Push yourself, because no one will do it for you.
Love y'all so much!
deku: hey todroki are you done with your Halloween costume todo: yes*comes out in a macaroni outfit deku:wha- im todoroni bakugo:omfg im out *blows up ua*
This my first joke on here I know it sucks. I tried.
why the "hell :) " is this here
One tonsil said to the other tonsil, “We must be in San Juan Capistrano, here comes another swallow.”
Somebody told me to type Up by Cardi B soo.. here it goes...
Treon: I don't care about Vorkie.
Amber: You should, she could be a great person for the company.
Treon: We don't need another one we got 100 people in here no need. Now amber please just go make your self useful.
Amber: Fine!!!!!
