Hereness jokes
Me: Hey, are your parents home?
Orphan: (crying) Stop calling here!
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
Why were the Twin Towers scared for dinner? Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
Did you hear about the emo kid that tried to high-five a tree? It left him hanging.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
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It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
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Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
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If you're here for a cheap laugh about suicide, I'll give you some real killer jokes!
Three men met on a nude beach. Two of the three men were happy, but the third was sad.
The three men broke into a conversation. The topic eventually reached the men's jobs, and why they were at the beach.
"I'm a construction worker," said the first man. "All year long I toil in the sun in very heavy clothes, so this seemed like the perfect vacation for me. If I can relax and do it naked, that's a win-win."
"I'm an accountant," said the second man. "I just like how everyone here is dressed exactly the same."
The first two men turned to the third, sad man. "What do you do?" they asked.
"I'm a pickpocket," said the third man. "My doctor sent me here."
So here's the joke. A bear walks into a bar and sits down and then....then..........then................................zzzz
Normal Kids: Today is a lovely day.
Emo kids: Here lies Chris, he shot himself!
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."