Her jokes
My friend said she was tired of seeing me every day.
So I pushed her off the side of a cliff.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, โJohnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.โ
Little Johnny looked up and replied, โWell, Ms Smith, you canโt say you werenโt warned!โ
What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?
Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
I forgot to tell Alicia I saw her mom a couple days ago.
In a porn video!
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
Putting her back in the wheelchair when you're done.
An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.
"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.
The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.
"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."
Yo mama is so ugly that James Charles rejected her.
Your mom is so fat that Dora couldn't explore her.
Yo mama's so fat that even Dora don't have time to explore her!
Imogen Savage will send you nudes. @imogensav is her Snap.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
Yo mama is so fat that when I was printing a picture of her last year, it's still printing.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.