Her jokes
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Me: "Hey, get my joke on that timeline."
Her: "No."
Yo mama so ugly, when she was cutting onions, the onions cried instead of her.
I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and give her it so she can bleed more.
There was a big problem yesterday.
My dishwasher has stopped working; her visa had expired.
Yo mama so fat that when she went on the scale, it showed her phone number.
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
I wondered why there was red all over my bathroom til I found out that my sis had dyed her hair red. Man, it looked like somebody died in there! Lol.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
My Grandma, like any other, got an APPLE IPHONE 12, but as we all know, we get dumb, and so we buy a phone. My grandma did not even know how to use it. She even said, "How do I go on Google?" I told her, "YOU CAN'T!" My grandma was, like, "Yeah right, how do I do it?"
Comment down below, does your grandma do this?
My wife is so fat! I took her to the Grand Canyon. She fell in and got stuck!
A panda goes to see a hooker. He goes down on her, he mates with her, he ejaculates and then he attempts to walk away.
The working girl asks, "Aren't you going to pay me?"
She opens the dictionary to "Prostitute: One who sells sexual companionship for money."
The panda picks up the dictionary and turns to the definition "Panda: A marsupial who eats, roots, shoots, and leaves."
A man comes to an assassin who charges $1000 per shot. He tells the assassin, "My wife's been cheating on me. I want you to shoot her in the head and shoot the guy in the dick." When they arrive, they wait. The man asks why he hasn't taken the shot. The assassin says, "I know how I can save you $1000."
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
My mom said my sister was an angel, but when I threw her out the window, she didn't fly.
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Comment anything if you like what you saw with Gwen in her bra!
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"