The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why am I still alive? Pills give me stomache, blood makes faint, height frightens me...
Women be like men's heights then cry when they get called fat....
You raise me up to stand on mountains said the drawf pornstar on my penis
Why don't dwarfs have cars?: Because they can’t get in the door
Women be like don't body shame then goes to body shame men's heights
im about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Why cant dwarf be depressed?
Because they are compressed
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
My brother called me short and ugly so i called him an ambulance.
If a midget does meth does he get high or get medium
My friend that use to be married was making jokes about me being short then I told him you're marriage was so short it made me look like Shaquille O'Neal
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles there balls
How tall does the grass grow in germany? Zis high 😂😂😂😂😂
Midgit
Boy: my girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her...
Off the nearby cliff
A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were, I responded "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?".
What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
