Why can't people in africa have medicine?
Because you cannot have pills on an empty stomach
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
Did you hear about the guys hole left side got cut off! But he’s all right now
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
*in the hospital* paralyzed kid : I'm out *walks out the room* blind kid : you can walk?! mute kid : you can see?! deaf kid : you can talk?! doctor : wut the f(beep)k
How do you recover from prostate cancer surgery?
It’s all Depends!
Kid: I have the corona virus
Nurse: here is an ice pack
Why are hospitals always freezing?
They need to keep the vegetables cold.
20. Woman delivers baby. Doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. Mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. Doctor holds baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
Man Cancer is so easy to beat, I'm already on stage 4
My mom asked my doctor, "Why is my unvaccinated baby crying?" The doctor replied, "He's going through a Mid-life Crisis
Technoblade: makes jokes about orphans while in hospital
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor
Because parents signature
I got evicted from the hospital today For telling all the patients to stay positive! What a negative effect!
There are 4 people on a airplane and the pilot has a heart attack and dies the plane is going down and there are also only 3 parachutes so the guy who knows how to cure cancer says I’m jumping I can save many lives the the 46 president joe Biden says I’m take ing the 2 one so there is only one left Donald trump says to the 7 year old girl I have lived a long life u an take the next one so the little girl says that’s ok the 46 president took my back pack.lol
As a doctor myself, there nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
Welcome to joes abortion clinic no fetus can beat us! You make em we take em!
What do doctors say to patients who blow wind backwards? DON'T PUT THE FART BEFORE THE FORCE!!
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
How does a lady with stage 3 cancer introduce herself ....... hey y'all I'm Diane
