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Why does Aaron have no friends? Because his spine is weird and he is fat.
I swear your eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching right now.
What don't Rick Astley and the Twin Towers have in common?
One won't let you down, while the other will.
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
This isn't really a joke, but I HAVE PTSD, YAY! :)
I made a website for orphans.
It does not have a home page.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
What happens if you mix the two names "Shannon" and "Stephanie"? You have the name "Shanny."
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What is you main food?
Me: Pizza cause I'm cheesy.
Friend: Chocolate chips cause I have a lot of friends.
Girlfriend: Donut cause I have a lot of cream.
Have you heard the saying, "One man's trash is another man's treasure"? Great saying.
Not so great way to find out you are adopted.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
I had a glass of Schweppes lemonade in one hand and a glass of R. Whites in the other. I got into a hot sweat. I think I have Corona Virus.
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
We used to have a tail on the back... and now it moves forward.