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How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Hi there guys, I have no jokes, buy.
Good morning, madam. I am from the local council. Can you please tell me if you have a dog license for that poodle you have on your head?
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Woman do have rights!
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
What do condoms and whores have in common?
Answer: There is a lot that comes in every box.
My sister said you smell, but then she saw her panties having moles on it.
They have blackboards and whiteboards, but what happened to Mexicanboards?
Have you heard of the new book about anti-gravity?
Well, I just can't seem to put it down.
Where do you go if you lost a pencil?
Office Works! They have solved loads of pencil cases.
Have you ever met a knight with a metanite at night?
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
We have life. I hope we have life. We have God in Jesus Christ. This is a good thing. It is a song part.
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Why do lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence?
Because women are emotional and full of drama.
A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders.
As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, "I'll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, 'I don't know how you can make love to me with your type of body.' So I asked her, 'How about a little head?'"
This morning, I was having a conversation with my ex-boyfriend about reincarnation. I said to him, "If you could come back in the next life as anything, what would you come back as?" He thought about it for a minute and says, "A tree. That way, everybody can look at me and admire me."
Then he says the same thing to me. I started thinking about it when these two sexy, half-naked studs walked by. One was a jock, the other on his bicycle. I know I said I want to come back as a jockstrap or a bicycle seat, but knowing my luck, I'll come back as a tampon.
Why was the first orphan phone an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
What makes you guys high?
I get high when I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.