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Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
tru
BREAKING NEWS
All the desert regions in the world are now considered lush rainforests. They house many different species of life and have significantly helped with the constant carbon dioxide emissions.
The reason why is because... Your texts are so dry.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
My manager told me to have a good day. So I didn't go into work.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
What’s the first thing you should do if an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?
Throw in your dirty laundry!
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?
“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?
I'M SOOOO SAD. (I have depression btw)
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.