Have jokes
You may have a footlong, but I have a SHENLONG. :)
What did the skeleton pull out from behind his ear?
Nothing. Skeletons don’t have ears.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
What do emo kids and apples have in common?
They both hang off trees.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
According to unofficial sources, a new simplified income-tax form contains only four lines:
1. What was your income for the year?
2. What were your expenses?
3. How much have you left?
4. Send it in.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Have you ever heard of hearing aids?
Yeah, me neither.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Have you met Bofa?
Bofa deez blind kids!
When a 68 year old teacher says: "I am going to tackle an intruder if I have to!"
Me: "Oh hell nah"
How have you been recently?
Oh, just playing some Rhydon.
What’s Rhydon?
Rhydon deez nutz!
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
Most people my age have had sex. Not my fault I'm not able to fit in.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.