Have jokes
Me people call me emo.
Older cousin: Why?
Because I always have my hood up and wear black cloths and wear black cross earrings.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
DB: I'm the only shotgun with more than 1 barrel!
Lancaster: Are you sure about that?
DB: huh?
Lancaster: I have 4 barrels!
DB: WHAT!?
Penta Barrel: I got 5!
DB: *insert becoming uncanny*
Dual Hexagon shotgun: I got 12!
The others: HOW!?
*and that's how an argument started.*
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
Kid at Wish: I wish I could be Batman.
Doctor: Okay, shoots mum and dad. Doctor: I guess now you’ll have to be gay, you wanted to be like Batman.
What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
Stop being disrespectful to all those people and their parents. Oh, I forgot, they don't have any parents.
Opinions are like orgasms. The only one that matters is mine and I don't care if you have one.
The emo was having computer problems because they had troubleshooting.
What's the difference between an American and a computer?
Americans don't have trouble shooting!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they didn’t have a home.
Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.
Your hairline is so far back that you have four faces to wash every day.
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.