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Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes. It's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them, or even a place to charge them even if they did have one.
Why do orphans like to have sex?
So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."
Kid on Xbox: I'm not a virgin. Ask your sister.
Bully on Xbox: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Kid on Xbox: You will in 9 months.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
If you feel a lump in your rice, you fucked up.
If you feel a lump in your skin, you have cancer.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
Have you ever walked past Stephen Hawking's house?
No, well neither has he.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????
What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.
Mars-1
Africa-0
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
The first orphan joke be like: What does the orphan not have?
A family.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!