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Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.

Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.

Why aren't orphans gay?

Because they have no one to call "daddy."

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?

I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.

If your parachute doesn't work, don't worry.

You have the rest of your life to figure it out.

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.

It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.

What's the difference between a sex slave and a goat?

I don't have a sex slave in my basement...

What's the difference between you and me?

I have a plan for this new year.

So long, suckers. Keep scrolling.

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.

The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.

Orphan: I love abcdefu!

Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.

Why can’t orphans have an iPhone?

Because they can’t find the home button!

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

Why can't an orphan have sex?

They have no one to call "daddy."

I tried to have phone sex once.

But the holes were too small.

Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.