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What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
If a pregnant lady murders someone, does the child get an assist?
Orphans have it lucky.
When teachers threaten to call parents, the orphans say, "Try me."
When teachers give homework, orphans say, "Where?"
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire.
That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
Why don't orphans get dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What do the Twin Towers and your siblings have in common?
Once they turn 18, they never come back.
Why are 10-pin bowlers always in pain?
Because their balls have holes in them.
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
What is wrong with the orphan website? It doesn't have a homepage.
Kid walks in the door. "Mommy and Daddy, I'm home." Mommy and Daddy meanwhile in their room moaning. Kid runs to them thinking they're hurt and sees something he definitely shouldn't have.
10 minutes later, [he] kills himself.